Barbeque Season

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big - I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this BIG-ASS grill for one little weenie?"
Posted on 2003-06-05 18:43:24 by bitRAKE
I do not know what "weenie" mean.
Posted on 2003-06-06 05:12:14 by AceEmbler
does the term "hot-dog" ring a bell ? :)
Posted on 2003-06-06 05:14:36 by Azrim

I do not know what "weenie" mean.

You don't get any spam do you? weenie wither means some one who weeps a lot, or it's one of many names of the thing that makes men men, and I'm not refering to testosterone...
Posted on 2003-06-06 05:24:32 by scientica
K thx, I checked two dictionaries and there was not "weenie" why ?????
Posted on 2003-06-06 05:33:39 by AceEmbler
it's like 'schwanz' ;)
Posted on 2003-06-06 09:13:00 by Hiroshimator
In a lot of English speaking cultures 'weenie' is slang for penis, and also for hot-dog.
Posted on 2003-06-06 12:52:01 by iblis
....and it's also a slang term for someone (usually a male somebody) who is being a pussy. (like "Quit being such a weenie and get on the damn roller coaster!)
Posted on 2003-06-06 13:07:58 by Will
Right but that doesn't apply to BitRAKE's joke.
Posted on 2003-06-06 13:26:53 by iblis
HEHEHE great joke :grin:



*nice timing* :tongue:
Posted on 2003-06-06 13:40:27 by AceEmbler

HEHEHE great joke :grin:



*nice timing* :tongue:


weenie to taka mala paroweczka :) albo jesli kogos tak okreslimy to to znaczy ciamajda/ofiara losu czy cos podobnego....... ale kawal jest swietny :grin: :grin:

dobrze wiedziec ze jesty tu wiecej polakow :)
Posted on 2003-06-06 17:52:28 by NEMO

K thx, I checked two dictionaries and there was not "weenie" why ?????

I think thats wrong! "Pipi-Mann" or "Pulla" are rigth. "Schwanz" is f?r Big ones. Like I have.

But I cant find the joke. It's demente brainburnt.
It's just for stupid people.
analyzed its not a real joke.
Posted on 2003-06-07 03:59:59 by Forginforcer



weenie to taka mala paroweczka :) albo jesli kogos tak okreslimy to to znaczy ciamajda/ofiara losu czy cos podobnego....... ale kawal jest swietny :grin: :grin:

dobrze wiedziec ze jesty tu wiecej polakow :)



Mysle ze polakow jest tu bardzo duzo tylko cicho siedza :tongue:

sorry for my english
:tongue:
Posted on 2003-06-07 04:04:14 by AceEmbler


I think thats wrong! "Pipi-Mann" or "Pulla" are rigth. "Schwanz" is f?r Big ones. Like I have.

But I cant find the joke. It's demente brainburnt.
It's just for stupid people.
analyzed its not a real joke.


just because you're demented doesn't make it less of a joke.


Analyze that :rolleyes:
Posted on 2003-06-07 06:21:56 by Hiroshimator
Yep joke was good enought to make ppl laugh. It can be even JackAss alike :tongue: when it makes ppl :grin: :grin: you can call it "joke". (have you seen how one guy is jumping over the pool and hit the edge with his balls ??)
Posted on 2003-06-07 09:02:04 by AceEmbler
Oha, someone over there is very poor! - Perhaps a good psychologist can help.
Posted on 2003-06-07 14:10:40 by Forginforcer