Maybee it's me, but I found this a little fun, maybe the first one is a little taste less (for some ppl in a certain coutnry) but it's a BOFH excuse:
(fortune is fun, even if I have to use php when running Win32.)
BOFH Excuse #450:

Terrorists crashed an airplane into the server room, have to remove /bin/laden. (rm -rf /bin/laden)
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BOFH Excuse #262:

Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.
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BOFH Excuse #399:

We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.
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BOFH Excuse #389:

/dev/clue was linked to /dev/null
Posted on 2003-06-27 02:38:48 by scientica
Maybee it's me, but I found this a little fun, maybe the first one is a little taste less (for some ppl in a certain coutnry)
each individual has a unique degree of sensitivity. Sensitivity has a lot of factors to consider. ;)

the jokes are "less funny" because most(99.9999999999999999999....%) were made by programmers who weren't born comedians. Most programmers are serious minded geeks who don't associate themselves socially well with other homo sapiens. They usually seclude themselves on a square structure such as a room, cubicle... because some of them feel safe, "at peace", "perfect environment for serious brain work"... and coding until their eyes bleed, thus the effect of social contact deprivation resulted to poor-mediocre jokes...

I should duck for cover 'cause I know I'm getting flamed for insulting programmers. :grin:
Posted on 2003-06-27 03:17:40 by arkane
Oh come on, not all programmers are like that, and you know it. I have never seen one in my entire life, except in movies. It's just these Unix guys who give programmers a bad name... and those who do are seldom programmers themselves, they just know a lot of high tech words. You know what? I am sick of being a programmer. I want to be a farmer...
Posted on 2003-06-27 14:38:52 by Sephiroth3
BOFH?
Posted on 2003-06-27 14:56:35 by iblis
Bodily Odours From Hell?
Posted on 2003-06-27 15:04:10 by Sephiroth3
Posted on 2003-06-27 15:44:28 by arkane
and not to mention, months and months of being an urban Posted on 2003-06-27 15:54:20 by arkane

less funny


root@centralplexus #]less funny

Shall I hit enter? ;)

The acrym and it's meaning in this case:
BOFH = Bastard Operator From Hell
The nice friendly peoples who never makes an error... :)
Posted on 2003-06-28 13:46:34 by scientica