Just came across a "translator" site.. did my site and is was funny!!! tried the board... you just have to see for yourself!!!

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fboard.win32asmcommunity.net%2Findex.php%3Fs%3D&submit=submit
Posted on 2003-08-01 20:23:09 by Gunner
Geesh... I think I found my new Signature:


GlobalAlloc returns a jerking pointer if blowed with GMEM_FIXED


or would that be too ?
Posted on 2003-08-01 20:51:59 by JimmyClif
The more I use that site, the more I cannot stop laughing my damn ass off!!!!! It is hilarious some of the things it translates :-)

And you can't beat the title and description for the Heap:

The "Buzzwordbaby" Heap
Allocate some space for your non-Win32ASM fingerf#$%^d stuff here.

Now that description sure fits!
Posted on 2003-08-01 21:03:56 by Gunner
It translates the same different every time, view them first page a few times. (My posts aren't that badly raped as the others, doesn't it dare touch my posts more than a little? (I'm not that scary?))
Posted on 2003-08-02 05:11:29 by scientica
LOL!!! I've never laughed so hard LOL!!!!!
Posted on 2003-08-02 15:35:13 by x86asm