This must be a joke :grin:
http://www.angelfire.com/on4/selfabuse/
Posted on 2003-08-02 02:17:55 by Delight
It is hard to believe that these people are serious.......

Anyway, we know what a male calls the "act", but what do females call it?
Posted on 2003-08-04 00:37:47 by sluggy
many kittens have died already, my species is on the edge of extinction due to that cruel god-entity :(


it could also be that horny farmer named 'Jed', I always keep confusing them :grin:
Posted on 2003-08-04 14:57:42 by Hiroshimator
Beating Masturbation
Sounds like a paradox to me. :grin:
Posted on 2003-08-04 19:47:33 by bitRAKE
I don't believe anyone woud survive without self gratification in this day and age. :grin:


IIRC in my christian days, there is no book named "Philistines", which was quoted on that page...


ha! ha! ha :grin:



I don't think they're serious.
Posted on 2003-08-04 20:03:24 by arkane
as for sluggy's request:
A Night in With the Girls
Airing the Orchid
Auditioning the Finger Puppets
Beat the Beaver
Beating Around the Bush
Brushing The Beaver
Buff the Weasle
Carpet Bumping
Cat Got Tongue
Checking for Squirrels
Clam Bake for One
Cleaning your Fingers
Clitters
Creamin'
Dialing the Rotary Phone
Digging a Trench
Doing your Nails
Dousing the Digits
Drilling For Oil
Fanning the Fur
Feeding the Bearded Clam
Feeding your Slot
Fiddling the Bean
Fingerbating
Fingerpainting
Finger Blasting
Flickin' the Bean
Gagging the Clam
Gagging the Lips of Love
Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion
Get a Date with Slick Mittens
Get a Lube Job
Get To Know Yourself
Get a Stinky Pinky
Going Mining
Groping the Grotto
Greasing your Hips
Grissle Rub
Gusset Typing
Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking to Heaven
Hitchhiking Under the Big Top
Jillin' Off
Jocelyn Eldering
Let the Fingers do the Walkin'
Levy Break Limbo
Making Soup
Manual Override
Muffin Buffin'
Nulling the Void
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Pampering the Pussy
Parting the Red Sea
Pearl Fishing
Pet the Petunia
Pet the Pussy Cat
Polishing the Nugget
Polishing the Peanut
Polishing the Pearl
Play Poker
Play Couch Hockey for One
Play the Silent Trumbone
Playing With Her Pineapple
Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters
Playing With the Man in the Boat
Pushing the Button
Pussy Soccer
Riding the Unicycle
Rolling the Dough
Rubbin' the Nubbin
Rubbing the Donut
Rubbing the Red Pussycat
Scoring the Hoop
Soaking the Whisker Biscuit
Spelunking
Spearing the Bearded Clam
Squeeze the Peach
Strumming
Strumming the Banjo
Surfing the Channel
Teasing the Kitty
Teasing the Tuna Taco
Testing the Plumbing
The Virgin's Release
Tickling the Taco
Tiptoe Through the TwoLips
Toggling the Bit
Tossing Pink Salad
Three Point Shot
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Two Finger Taco Tango
Washing your Fingers
Did I miss something.... :grin:

I removed some terms containing explicit language but If I missed one feel free to edit my post...

I can't post the link but try searching you might find it. I digged these terms on my local HD archive. :grin:
Posted on 2003-08-04 20:13:51 by arkane
Posted on 2003-08-04 20:23:30 by bitRAKE
I cut through all the BS talk and saw this at the bottom of the page. Priceless.
I have begun lifting weights with my left hand (I am right handed) so that by the time I have overcome my nasty habit my left forearm and bicep will be the same size as my right. Then no one will know of my sinful past. Praise you brother and sister.
WOW, I should do this more often, gives you 2 benefits in 1 activity: increase muscle mass and pleasure. :grin:



p.s. there was a recent study that frequent acts of self gratification lowers the risk of prostate cancer, try searching google news...
Posted on 2003-08-04 21:10:02 by arkane
Then that would be called a "Back Rub" :grin:
Posted on 2003-08-05 01:46:54 by Brad
Originally posted by bitRAKE
Beating Masturbation

Sounds like a paradox to me. :grin:

Sounds kinky to me :/
Posted on 2003-08-05 06:52:07 by scientica
It can't be serious, just listen to that funky Jacko beat. :grin:
Posted on 2003-08-05 17:58:28 by Eóin