Posted on 2004-05-02 09:11:39 by Pinczakko
Hehe, seems like it's from the old days... current VB on a 486dx/2 66 with 8 Meg ram? :rolleyes:
Posted on 2004-05-02 09:33:03 by f0dder
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Assembly Language programmer is God.

He warps space-time when he wishes to cross water.

He rewrites the function for time to insure the project is done as expected, and include features that take negitive space.
Posted on 2004-05-02 11:01:47 by bitRAKE
The QBASIC Programmer

* The QBASIC programmer knows who God is.

He has trouble avoiding drowning in his own bathtub.

QBASIC programmer works on a 486sx 25 with 4 Meg RAM. He can write a program that accepts two numbers and adds them together in just under 4 weeks.

LOL!! A proggie that adds 2 numbers in just under 4 weeks LOL!!!

The LOGO Progammer

* About the only thing a Logo programmer knows about GOD is that the word is short enough for him to sound out, but he has trouble spelling it.

He wets himself with a squirt gun.

He programms on an Apple IIc, and can do a program that puts a box on the screen that some may argue looks like a calculator in about 8 weeks (with help from his teacher).

The LOGO programmer can't actually talk very well, but instead draws a whole lot of pictures, crayon being their favorite media.


The Assembly Language Programmer

* The assembly language programmer is God.

He parts the water when he wishes to cross it.

He programs on what ever he damm well pleases and can do a multi-tasking, multi-user networkable operating system that includes a GUI spreadsheet during his coffee break.

LOL, this is a good site!
Posted on 2004-05-02 21:16:44 by x86asm