Somebody left a glass of milk next to the keyboard. Reaction?

Pascal programmers:
Well, what type of milk is it?

C Programmers:
No thanks; I drink straight from the jug.

Assembly programmers:
No thanks; I drink straight from the cow.

Basic programmers:
No thanks; I?m still breast feeding.

MIS:
I?ll drink it if you can give me until next year.

Fuzzy logic guys:
I may or may not have drunk some part of that milk.

Prolog programmers:
I know I drank it ? just don?t ask me how.

Non-procedural language programmers:
I drank it when nobody was looking.

UI designers:
What?s that crap in my glass?

Windows users:
Where?s my straw?

Mac users:
Where?s my pump?

UNIX users:
Nahh . . . too easy.

Multimedia author:
{slurp!}

Shareware game author:
That glass is free; the next one you have to pay for.

Security consultant:
Where?d the rest of the milk go?

CIA:
What makes you think that?s milk?

NSA:
We know what it really is.

Copy protection crazies:
Somebody drank half my milk and didn?t pay for it!

Free Software Foundation:
That milk is the cow?s contribution to all mankind!

Schroedinger:
That damned cat got into the milk again!

Bill Gates:
Not enough market share to be Microsoft Milk.

Apple Computer:
You guys really oughta be drinking Perrier.

IBM:
Rent the glass from us and we?ll fill it with something we know is good for you.

Optimist:
The glass is half full.

Pessimist:
The glass is half empty.

Futurist:
The milk?s in the wrong half of the glass.

Practicalist:
<walks away, realizing that someone will have to wash the glass>

IRS:
Thanks for getting your milk withholding correct this year.

National news media:
Hey! We wanted OJ!

taken from
http://www.steve-and-pattie.com/steve/milk.html
:lol:
Posted on 2004-09-16 16:53:38 by Mikky
:)

...or the spoon-bending Zen Buddhist child could tell you:


The glass doesn't exist!
Posted on 2004-09-17 02:11:54 by Vortex
The OOP programmer will say:
Where did the milk and glass come from? What methods can I apply?
Posted on 2004-09-17 03:12:51 by Ultrano
GNU:
You can drink this milk free. But with this you are agree that everybody will be permitted milk you also free. :-D
Posted on 2004-09-21 01:33:39 by Shoo
a newbie...
how i compile this milk to make cheese?
Posted on 2004-09-21 14:07:34 by MaRi
Hy all, i can comment only the follwing:
i was a pascal programmer (with assembly) then c (with assembly), now assembly


Pascal programmers:
Well, what type of milk is it?

type? :) yeah, white

C Programmers:
No thanks; I drink straight from the jug.

i don't know

Assembly programmers:
No thanks; I drink straight from the cow.

there is something in this, i like milk that has nothing in it but milk.

CIA:
What makes you think that's milk?

very true.

NSA:
We know what it really is.

i know it too :)

MATRIX:
Do you think that's milk you're drinking?

:)

ps.: Matrix has you

MATRIX
Posted on 2004-09-30 18:59:27 by >Matrix<
What is the shit floating in the glass?
Copy protection...
Posted on 2004-10-04 02:14:51 by Shoo
Godel:
The incompleteness theorem requires an axiom, in this case the glass, that is not part of the milk.

Turing:
All milk can be made by a universal milk machine. A milk that cannot be made by the universal milk machine is not milkable milk.
Posted on 2004-10-23 04:36:15 by AmkG