I have been just search "Criticize" on google and 3.th result was that :D
http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/dec/essay.criticize.html
http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/dec/essay.criticize.html
I certainly hope faculty will take this essay to heart and sharpen their insult skills.
Douglas E. Comer is obviously becoming senile or is losing basic sense of quality humor. :) And all proposed insults easily backfire.
Thank god none of my lecturers at uni (C.S. bachelor) are angry at life.