Subject: TEXAS REDNECKS -----------------

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks
from Texas...

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and  they don't work
there, you may live in Texas

If you've worn shorts and  a parka at the same time, you may live in
Texas.

If you've had a lengthy  telephone conversation with someone who dialed
a wrong number, you may live  in Texas.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the  weekend,
you may live in Texas.

If you measure distance in hours, you  may live in Texas.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more  than once, you may
livein Texas.

If you install security lights on  your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you may live in  Texas.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to  use
them, you may live in Texas.

If the speed limit on the highway is  55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in  Texas.

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in  Texas.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all  your
Texas friends & others, you definitely live in  Texas

Posted on 2007-09-08 08:47:31 by skywalker