Bumper Stickers I Would Like to Have

Don’t worry, I am O.K.

Though you almost hit me because you were on your cell phone, like they say,
“Close only counts with grenades and horseshoes.”

Sorry, I don’t know where that “spike strip” came from that you just ran over.

“Would you like to use my bicycle pump?”
Posted on 2010-12-12 16:14:24 by skywalker